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Bobby Valentino mp3 ringtone

Bobby Valentino mp3 ringtone

And again I’ve found another “pick me up” mp3 ringtone, but this time by Bobby Valentino and with R&B music accompaniment ;) However, it will better suit a girl’s cell phone, cause Bobby uses such words as “now hear you me baby?” I’ve just read a very interesting thing - it’s about “Valentino”. I thought that this is his real surname, but it turned out, that “Valentino” is his nickname which was given him, because he was born in the St. Valentine’s Day. Bobby is also known as Bobby V, Bobby V-Tino (he was involved in a lawsuit, because in UK there was another singer who was recording under the same name). I’ve also read that his single “Slow Down” was in top 10 in U.S. Billboard Hot 100 chart. This ringtone uses Bobby Valentino’s “Tell Me Remix” as a background music ;) For a girl (I’m not a girl) this mp3 ringtone would be great for sure ;)

Fedro Star - Fake Pimps mp3 ringtone

Fedro Star - Fake Pimps mp3 ringtone

Fredro Starr’s “Fake Pimps” mp3 ringtone is a voice ringtone telling you not to pick up the phone!!! Funny, isn’t it? ;) Actually, I have to say a few words about Fredro Starr. He was a member of the Onyx (its a rap group from New York who plays hardcore hip hop and East Coast hip hop and was founded in 1989 and is still active). Two years ago Fredro Starr started a new project - Yung Onyx. But it was reported that he officially retired from rap and now is concentrating on his career of an actor. Besides, his songs were used for a few films as soundtracks. Fredro Starr acted in Clockers, Sunset Park, Ride, Light It Up, and Save The Last Dance. Besides, he also managed to release a solo album “Firestarr” in 2001 and “Don’t Get Mad Get Money” in 2003. So, I hope, now you imagine a Fredro Starr’s voice of a rapper ;)

Lil\' Kim - Lighters up mp3 ringtone

Lil' Kim - Lighters up mp3 ringtone

Lil’ Kim is one of the best rappers among women, but she sings not just rap, but dirty rap. This hip-hip subgenre is sometimes also called booty or sex rap. Actually, it has a few more rude names, mostly because it’s lyrics is extremely sexually explicit. Very often dirty rap songs are really offensive, but, however, it’s rap ;) Lil’ Kim’s real name is Kimberly Denise Jones. She even was sentenced to a year and one day of prison in 2005, because she was guilty of conspiracy and perjury for lying to a grand jury. She told that her friend was not involved in a shooting near the Hot 97 studios in 2001. But being in prison she wrote almost 200 songs and released her fourth album “The Naked Truth”, but it was not so successful as her previous album, cause she had no time to promote it. “Lighters Up” is relly great single with very nice beat, it has fairly acceptable lyrics and sounds not offensive or idiotic. I’ve already downloaded an mp3 ringtone for my cell phone ;)

Eminem The Slim Shady mp3 ringtone

Eminem The Slim Shady mp3 ringtone

Eminem is a stage name of Marshall Bruce Mathers III. But most people almost all-over the world know him as Slim Shady and his song “The Real Slim Shady” (included into the album “The Slim Shady LP” released in 1999) is one of his best songs, which has brought him popularity. Eminem’s third ablum was one of the fastest-selling hip-hop albums in history (even I remember that time, when all my friends bought “The Marshall Mathers LP”). I also was the owner of one copy of this album. It was long time ago and I was a little bit confused by the label “advisory” in the corner of the album cover ;) However, Eminem is like a white crow - rara avis. I haven’t seen another white rapper. Eminem is an extraordinary case ;)

Get Up Text Allert Voice Tone mp3

Get Up Text Allert Voice Tone mp3

Now I have a witty mp3 voice alert on my cell phone. I can’t say exactly, where this mp3 ringtone is from, but it sounds great! :) It’s a pleasant, nice and attractive girl’s voice notifying you about a new tex message. She says in a hip-hoper’s way these words: “Get up, get up, a text messages just for you. Get up, get up, a text messages coming through”. She is almost singing those words like a real rapper. I think that this mp3 voice ringtone is the best thing to be used as an alarm clock tone (because of its calm voice ;) ), but it notifies you about the imcomming message… Ooops :) I know! This tone should be used to notify you about the message when you are in the university lecture room ;)

Tila Tequila mp3 voice ringtone

Tila Tequila mp3 voice ringtone

Today I’m going to write a few words about Tila Tequila’s voice mp3 ringtones. Maybe, you know something about her, but I was confused having heard her name (I didn’t have even the remotest idea who she is). It turned out that Tila Tequila is really pupular person on the Internet - she is almost an internet celebrity in America, besides she performs in reality TV, she is even a singer living somewhere in West Hollywood. Her real name is Tila Nguyen and in 2001 she started up her website entitled “Tila’s Hot Spot”, but this year it was transformed into a social network. I’ve listened to a few her song and found her a good pop and hip-hop singer (but I’m going to listen to a few more of her songs to make a verdict for her :) ). This mp3 voice ringtone is quite funny: she says “Yo! This is your girl Tila Tequila. I’m busy, so quit tripping!” in a very impertinent manner, like all hip-hop singers do ;)

Metallica mp3 ringtone

Metallica mp3 ringtone

Oh, this mp3 ringtone is really cool!!! I’ve expected something typical, but this one is pretty witty ;) At the beginning of this mp3 ringtone you can hear one of the Metallica’s favourite guitar play fragments and then after a full fading away of the last chord sound you can hear a calm voice of James, who says: “James from Metallica says”, which is followed by the shouting of the following phrase “Pick up the phone!!!”. It’s funny and smart to some extent, isn’t it? I’m not a fan of this heavy metal band (Metallica). Metallica’s fast tempos is great, their use of instumental music (they understand that sometimes lyrics is unnecessary) together with their aggression made them one of the best metal bands. Their thrash metal (very aggressive metal) album “Master of Puppets” is still considered to be one of the best in heavy metal music.